What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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