so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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