Women's football

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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democracy

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What's dead? Your mum.

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That didn't hurt.

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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