How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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( o Y o )

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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