Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Your Mom.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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