What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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What's up? A direction...

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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brian mcgee is gay!

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

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-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "hey. get out."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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