69, hahaha

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did alfred crap his pants? because he had downs

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

who farted your mother

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

how did the little girl die cancer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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