- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

A hippie gets on a bus and greets the bus driver in a nice fashion Once the bus stops at his bus stop he thanks the bus driver and gets off the bus

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Where is my tractor?

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

Women's football

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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