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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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whats brown? poop.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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Anti Joke

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