- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

connor sucks

blind man walks into a . . . .. .

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

your mom is so blind she cant read.

Gabe Mercado

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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