- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

How old is victor? Old

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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