di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Hashtag

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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You just won the game...

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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Susie has Autism

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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