Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What is laying in the corner of the living room of an abandoned house and keeps getting smaller over the years? A decaying baby left there by a crack-head.

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The Pope

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Anti Joke

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