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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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