what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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