Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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A Banana wrote this...

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What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why did the fat prick post on the internet? Because he was MorningAfterBoy

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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