- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

A man is lonely and calls a hooker. She goes to his house, pleasures him, and then demands 42 million dollars. The man shoots the whore and throws her body into a river.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Mitt Romney.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

wanna hear a joke: women's rights

Barack Obama

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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