- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

You just won the game...

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

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