Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Hi Shelby!!

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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