Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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A black guy with his family.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Women.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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why?

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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motley crew

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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