What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Wats a joke?

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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There's was an old lady. She fell in a puddle

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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Where's my shotgun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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