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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

I'm a like whore

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look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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