What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Women's Rights.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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