why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Woman's Rights

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Anti Joke

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