*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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haha, you're an orphan

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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Penis

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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where are you?

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