- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

You should never talk to strangers.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

guess what what? nothing.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

e4ryka mcgyuire rode stephanie sinnott

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

A Jew walks into a Furness

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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