-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Hippopatomous!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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