- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

Why do you believe in evolution? Because it increases the power of my pokemon.

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Six million.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Hi my name is Jim

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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