- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

A Jew walks into a Furness

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

This is not a joke.

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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