Guess What? What? Get in the van.

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

Cleveland winning something

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Watch your lips.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Obamacare haters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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