- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

What do you call a black man? Jamal

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Knock knock. Come in.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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