W.N.B.A.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

how did the little girl die cancer

If you are my friend like it!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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