- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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