- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

It burns when I pee sometimes.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo daddy!

What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Murder me once, shame on you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Women

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

Shut the cork up!

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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