A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

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penis

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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YEAH THEY DO.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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