this is gay

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Alt F4

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Ken wins!

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Poop

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Joey mayer's face

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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space is fun

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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