- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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