Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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Darude - Sandstorm

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What is Worse than the holocaust?

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What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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It smells like triangles in here.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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