What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

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women outside of the kitchen

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Niki Minaj's ass

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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Women.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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