- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

Type 2 diabetics

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

my mom raped yerr foot

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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