- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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