Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Hi

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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School

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