A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

Bye, Ax... Nerochan, you just gonna leave me in this state? I mean wont you stop it? I know hypnosis and all but I mean I have like black belt in hypnosis but since you began it, I do not really want to stop it.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

The Holocaust

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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