JEWS

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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