Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What did God say to Noah? "Hi."

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Sir, your wife has been killed. Please open the door so that we may discuss this matter. The man then opens the door and listens to the tale of how a disgruntled worker opened fire in a grocery store, killing 13 people including his wife. Unable to cope with this and the fact both his parents passed away earlier that year he later hangs himself soon after the police leave.

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house *knock knock* who's there? the chicken

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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Stephen Walking.

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Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

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How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile "robin, get in the batmobile"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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