Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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1+1 =? Too

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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