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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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Your Mom.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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A black guy with his family.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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