why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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What is the difference between assault and aggravated assault? Aggravated assault is aggravated, whereas assault is aggravated.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Having legs.

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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