What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

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What type of vision does an Asian person have? 0-0 because he is blind

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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I saw a shovel once.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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FAP

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Where's my shotgun

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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