- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Reed is poopin

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

I like hats XD!

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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