When life gives you melons, youre probably dyslexic.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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involved parents.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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