roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Hearpin my durp

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

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Who is a knob? ross d

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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