What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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