What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

What would you rather do or drag a board?

The bird is not the word.... Its two

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

I'll be back. Please use the door.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

Once upon a time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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