A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

h

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Nice weather we're having.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

thumb_up thumb_down +13

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops