Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why was the puppy sad? It was burning alive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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