How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Is it a sin to love math? Cos I don't. I'm radical about it.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Women's Sports

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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