How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What did you say? I don't know.

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A black goes to college

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Why didn't the blonde go to the party? Her depression finally got the best of her and she shot herself

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't know what happened next because I was waiting outside for my friend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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