A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What is the difference between a black guy and shit? One just looks and smells like shit, and the other actually is shit.

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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Which came first, The chicken or the egg? Well, Firstly, I suppose that depends on if we are discussing Creation or Evolution. If we are talking about Evolution, The Chicken must Logically have evolved from an egg laying creature, one which was similar to, but not quite a chicken, so, the first chicken hatched from the egg of said creature. However, if we are discussing Creation, there is no way to discern which the deity in question decided to create first, so, even odds. Therefore, Logically, there is a 75% chance the Egg came first. However, if we are discussing Chicken Eggs Specifically, the reverse is true, because the egg the first Chicken hatched from would not have been a chicken egg, it would have been the egg of another creature, a "proto-chicken" if you will. and so, in the evolution scenario, the Chicken came first. Still, in this situation, there are even odds as to which a creator may or may not have created first. Therefore, Logically, in this Scenario, there is a 75% chance that the Chicken came first

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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