Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

wnba

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Penis-Pump

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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