What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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