- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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