A russian gives away vodka.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

oh hiya come in

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did Patrick cross the road Because he saw a rock

Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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