What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church. The priest says “We don’t allow Higgs Bosons in here.” The Higgs Boson replied, “Well, without me, you can’t have mass.”

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i love huge wieners.

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Guess what? No.

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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How do u shit With ur ass

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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