Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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a man walks into a gay bar. he was gay.

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Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? You take a census count by mail and/or a door to door questionnaire.

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1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have ADHD, Oh look a butterfly...

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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