- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

w.f.t im not dislecsik ........ .......................................................................

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

This is not a joke.

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

what is stupid and reading this you

What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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