Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Early yesterday around 10:23am a local women by the name of Bethany Francis Polluch died from a injury to the head. At the scene investigators discovered a tree fell on her causing the trauma. Believe it or not the tree was in the kitchen.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

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What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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who smells? •Liam

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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What is next?

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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