- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A Frenchman stays and fights

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