How many blonds does it take to kidnap a child? One.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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