Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

i love huge wieners.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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