- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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