Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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