Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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How did the girl die? 25.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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