a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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An Octopus walks into a bar and sees that there are multiple people with instruments. The man with the Guitar says "I bet you cant play the Guitar better than Led Zeplin?" So the Octopus plays and he is better than Led Zeplin. Then the man with the Piano says "I bet you can't play the piano better than Elton John?" So the Octopus Plays it better than Elton John. The Last man from Scotland says " i bet you can't plat the bagpipes better than me?" So... The Octopus is playing around with the Bagpipes and they say to him "Hurry Up!" and the Octopus says "Shut up, I'm trying to have sex with it but first I need to get it's pajamas off" (Bagpipes have 8 long things you blow into and they have a pattern that looks like a pajama pattern) hahaha

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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whats 2+2? 4

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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Anti Joke

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