Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

My butt!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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