- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do u shit With ur ass

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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