What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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