A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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women's rights.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Stephen Walking.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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