How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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You

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Girls Basketball.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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black people

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Womens rights

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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