- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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