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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

Girls Basketball.

Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

black people

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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