What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Darude - Sandstorm

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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GONNA

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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