Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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black people

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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