- Anti Joke

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

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wanna hear a joke: women's rights

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke