- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Knock Knock Yes?

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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