- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

T-Dog scare me

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

i'm not gay

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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