- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Why can't santa fit down a chimney? No one can

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

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What did the onion say to the the the other other onion Ima cut you fool and make yall cry

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Teenage pregnancy.

Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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