- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Yo mamas so fat

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

Vagina ass.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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