whats 2+2? 4

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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