- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

whats 2+2? 4

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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