What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

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Guess what? No.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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( o Y o )

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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liam buchan is gay !

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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