- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Women.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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