- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? who's there Not Sally.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

Watch your lips.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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